Anyway spl managers will pick someone like the chaser but who cares
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For the potential starters, Eden's Embrace, marcop9923, and Kerts are the strongest ADV candidates, even if Smogon seems to think otherwise (please, no more Jabba).
deluks917 imo is starter-level in DPP and sub-tier in ADV / BW (actually probably weak starter considering how the BW pool's been emptied out this year).
I only logged on to comment on this, but that's the dumbest sentence I've read in a while.
The entire post was nonsense, but this part stood out the most.
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I guess you can all hear me screaming...
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_________SHARK ATTACK!!!__________
I would now like to address the recent tension that has plagued the Discord realm lately.
Many of you know me as a gentle giant. I am kind, humble, and friendly, yet I am also feared and immensely powerful. There is an adage that I do my earnest to apply every day, "With great power comes great responsibility." I have enough power with my hand alone to squeeze the life out of my foes. Thus, I have the power to either change the world for the better or become known as its destructive force so powerful that nothing could possibly stop me. I recognize this.
Nonetheless, people have been testing the extent of my power lately. These craven trolls and ugly goblins have been spreading lies again. They have also been besmirching Skeptics, a dear friend of mine and someone who has more integrity in his pinky finger than some of you have in your entire bodies. I honestly cried when I read Skeptics's message on the foul smogon realm. I cried for his passion and love for our sport.
Skeptics is real, and he is honest. Honesty, integrity, and love--words that some of you would never be able to understand. You have also been attacking me as well as my home, the beloved Pokémon Perfect realm, lately, with your unhealthy obsession of the SPL tournament. A tournament that celebrates cheaters and childish troglodytes, and one that purports to be a gathering of its best players, yet fears a mere gentle giant. Smogon continues to try and erase my accomplishments from existence by denying how successful I've been--even this year, when i was clearly among the three most noble warriors in the art of red, blue, and yellow fighting. Smogon's hypocrisy and its ignorant sycophants disgust me.
As long as Smogon continues to fight this childish crusade and as long as there are misguided people who continue to exhort him, SPL will never be what he wants it to be. It is merely a spectacle watched by parasites who leech onto whatever popular flavor of the month they can find. The same parasites that will suck Peasounay dry and leave him for dead, as they did noble Marco and dear Bedschibaer. You don't know anything about greatness. Your thoughts are baseless and misinformed. You are the true cancers, not Pokémon Perfect. Unfortunately, my realm continues to abet smogon's nefarious ways by senselessly promoting this inane event. It's saddening.
As a leader on Pokémon Perfect, I hereby present a challenge. I challenge you, Smogon. I challenge you to a joust. Show yourself and confront me like a man--not with these flippant pseudonyms such as "BKC," "Earthworm," and "MoxieIntimate." I challenge you to explain yourself. I am not afraid of you, nor have I ever been. Every year around this time I have to deal with belligerent buffoons scrutinizing me, insulting me, and dismissing me all because I am the emperor that did not settle in your kingdom.
You have your empire, but not its king. Now, come and get me, Smogon! Come and kill me once for all! It's what you've always wanted to do. For the last 13 years you've tried to remove the eternal thorn from your backside, but to no avail. I am still here.
I challenge you, Smogon. If you are too cowardly to accept my challenge, then I have just one thing to say to you:
SWIM IN GARBAGE, O YOU GARBAGE.